Border Patrol headline of the day

Here it is:  “Border Patrol in Philadelphia intercepts insect stowaways in cargo from Latin America”

The first thing that caught my eye was “border patrol in Philadelphia.”  I shouldn’t have been surprised but somehow I naively was.

And then I found that the stowaways were insects.  Congrats to the BP.  They finally found some dangerous terrorists from south of the border!

If the insects had paid their papers in order, would it have been ok for them to have entered the country?  Is the problem that they were undocumented immigrants coming to steal American jobs from the hardworking US insects that pay taxes?