Soon to be ex-president Nicky “Knuckles” Maduro has vowed to get rid of street protests “as one eradicates an infection”.
Taking him at his word, I expected to see water cannons filled with Neo-Sporin, Helicopter drops of anti-biotics, police using megaphones to advise protesters to drink plenty of fluids.
Or maybe they use rubber bullets and teargas in Venezuelan hospitals?
Do not let the door hit you in the butt on your way out, President Knuckles.