People, check out the amazing transformation of one Jose Lopez.
Here’s the before:
J-Lo was was public works minister under La pinguina.
But baby look at him now:
No he’s not a police officer now. He’s just taking a well-protected perp walk!
Phone call for Monty Python.
In a nutshell, J-Lo was caught tossing the cash over the walls of the nunnery while holding a rifle, when the nuns called the cops!
Not sure what his end game was going to be.
Is that nunnery a money laundering operation?
Was he planning on also climbing the wall and then screaming “SANCTUARY!!!”
Was he just tithing, like any good Catholic?