Every problem has a simple solution

It is so nice to see a clear thinking, unbridled, military effectively solving their nation’s problems.

Take Uganda for example:

“We are almost signing a Memorandum of Understanding with the Miss Uganda Foundation because we want to choose the next Miss Uganda basing on agriculture and this is intended to interest the young people into the sector,” Gen Saleh said.

So……..

Despite the entire history of development being predicated on getting people OUT of agriculture, the Uganda army wants them in?

And they are going to do it by commandeering the Miss Uganda contest?

And basing it on agriculture?

Are they going to have the contestants milk cows in bikinis? And then red-blooded Ugandan males will all be thinking, “wow, I gotta get me a farm!”?

What’s amazing is that this plan is actually better than President for Life Museveni’s plan which is to,

“deploy soldiers in every constituency across the country to take agriculture to a new level.”

Holy Spumoli

Hat tip to Justin Sandefur.